I realize it is only 13 days into the new year, but my phone just rang.....I just solidified myself to win "Mother of the Year!" That's right! I'm the winner. I can't believe it. It must be from my great parenting skills. Sorry to all you other mothers that were striving for that goal, it's fulfilled. Really, not everyone can be as great as a mother as me. I mean it, check out the pictures!
I let my children absorb themselves in TV. Even my 8 month old can't pry herself away. Why can't other mothers learn that this is the best way to parent.
I even keep my baby up late. I let her sleep in her car seat. I realize the experts say this is bad, but really, I'm the one who has won "Mother of the Year" so what do they know? Look at how peaceful she is. If the experts could only see her now.